I am cuntknocker. Hear me bore!

My screen-name on M>w is cuntknocker. I picked it because it's funny. I like things that make me laugh and this made me laugh - at myself and at the whole idea of posting on M>w. The site is hilarious, DM/DH is hilarious, and the posters can be hilarious.

Thus, funny-wanking was my first reason, but here are some more:

• It seemed to fit with the overall style of the site and the over-the-top poster pseudonyms e.g., killsluts, Manly McBalls, King Wang, Dick is a DickHead, etc.
  
  To be fair, most posters just use a first name (now, whether they're real...).




• This "cunt" is "knocking" on M>w's door. By knocking, I at least MANage the pretense of politeness; I know I'm both uninvited and unwelcome, yet I'm comin' in anyway because as some posters are fond of saying, "respect is earned" not just assumed and granted without reason.
  
  Also, I don't like doing what I'm told.
  
  And the internet is free range unless it's subscription. I'm not "allowed" in e.g., DOD intranets, but if a site is open then I'm going to weigh my options and choose a behavior that works for me. I seriously doubt my presence can hurt anyone there, so I choose for my own selfish reasons to override the preferences of the posters.
  
  I'm ok with that.




• I'm re-claiming in a subversive way the word "cunt", like what was done with "yank", "queer", and "nigger", etc. Accepting and possessing a pejorative term takes its power away from the name-caller and gives it back to you.
  
  Tho, truthfully, it never really bothered me much. "Cunt". It takes some heavy shit to offend me. It's no worse than other swear words. And I'm fairly immune to other people's insults, especially if they're untrue and meaningless. You can't touch me, none of you. [Although if you're hot, we can work out a meeting].




• Alternatively, it's also a way to own my own cuntiness, using the word's negative connotation. To be a cunt is akin to being a dick, but rather it's female-specific. I do cuntish things, MANy of which are lambasted on the site. It's MANly to own up to one's faults and to change them.




• A corollary to that is that I knock other cunts - those women who epitomize the worst of the flaws of femaledom (femaledum?). There are many many dumb females on M>w, tho I suspect some are males pretending to be women to give women a bad name. Call me paranoid, but c'mon! It's a little much to believe outright.




• "Cunt" and "knockers" are two words for female body parts, so in that way it is descriptive of me.




• I get a very hilarious image in my head of someone standing at the cavernous entrance of a vagina, knocking and calling out "heloooo? anyone in there? Helloooo?"




• Everytime I see the word "cunt", I have to smile and think of Begbie.